Re: Funny Poetry

by moazka Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:23 am

Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:24 am

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:24 am

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:25 am

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon
Chhor Kar Jaoge To Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:26 am

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:27 am

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:29 am

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Boy : 30-40 Bar..

Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?

Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:30 am

A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:32 am

Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:32 am

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
…Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:33 am

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally

I am So Sweet…

by moazka Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:34 am

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…

by fazain Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:18 am

zabardast shairing shukriya

by fazain Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:46 am

Teri deed jis ko naseeb hain Wo naseeb Qabiol e deed hain

Lekin tujhy sochna meri chaand raat our tujhy dekhna meri eid hain

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